She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, “I suppose you won’t be needing a drink.” Naked lady says…

The joke is actually a line out of the Breakfast Club, voiced by the character John Bender as he is crawling through an air vent. he is interrupted when he falls through the vent and into the corridor below. John is actually in detention with a group of his peers, and before this scene he has been removed to a room of his own (which opens from the outside) – hence his escape routine.

It’s said that the joke was an ad-lib by Jud Nelson, and that there isn’t a punch-line. His actual line, when he re-joined his class-mates, surprising them with his presence, is – “I forgot my pencil.”

I can accept the creativity, and even admire his thought process – it was very entertaining. I just can’t get the joke out of my head.

The Breakfast Club, as some of you know, is one of my favourite films. I first started watching it in the early 90s and I can quote pretty much the entire movie.

Perhaps if I hadn’t seen it so many times, or if it hadn’t been a big part of my teenage years, I would have forgotten about the joke – moved on so to speak. Maybe not.

The thing is…I need closure. I know, it’s such a trivial thing to need satisfying, but it grates at me when things are left incomplete. Some of the stories I’ve written over the years are in a folder that will never see the light of day because they’re, quite frankly, terrible. Yet I took the time and effort to give them a solid ending.

I’m not criticising Jud Nelson. He was, creatively speaking, adding humour to a tense situation. The joke served a purpose, and the punch line wasn’t the point of that particular scene. If I have a problem with the fact it’s incomplete, it’s exactly that – my problem. I can’t deny it turned out to be an unpredicted bonus in terms of publicity. It certainly got people talking.

In 365 Days of Writing Prompts, brought to us by the editors at WordPress – the prompt for today is – Choose your own adventure. The prompt being to write a story or post and get the readers to decide the ending.

So here is my post, and my challenge to you. Give me a punch-line for the joke. I’ll display my favourite in celebration of the fact I have a little closure at last!

Thanks for reading.

Mel

17 responses to “A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other.”

  1. Helena Hann-Basquiat Avatar
    Helena Hann-Basquiat

    The lady says “No.” The bartender says “What?” And the lady replies “Did I stutter?” (I know, not much of a punchline, but I thought you’d appreciate it nonetheless.

    1. mbarkersimpson Avatar

      Thanks, I do appreciate it. That’s the thing. It doesn’t have to be mind-blowing, clutch your sides hilarious. It can be profound, nonsensical, or even mildly amusing. This punch line tells me the type of person she is. I like it. Strangely; it fits with the character of John Bender too!

      1. Helena Hann-Basquiat Avatar
        Helena Hann-Basquiat

        I just love that “Did I Stutter” back and forth between him and Emilio Estevez.

  2. mbarkersimpson Avatar

    It’s nice when someone knows what I’m talking about! Thanks again for replying 🙂

  3. Harliqueen Avatar

    I am terrible at jokes so won’t even attempt a punch line, but am looking forward to seeing what others come up with 😀 Will be nice to have the joke completed!

    1. mbarkersimpson Avatar

      I agree! Thanks for the comment 🙂
      Mel

      1. Harliqueen Avatar

        I nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award, no need to participate, it was just to let you know I enjoy your blog 🙂 https://awriterslifeformeblog.wordpress.com/2014/02/10/versatile-blogger-award/

      2. mbarkersimpson Avatar

        Thank you so much. I don’t know what to say, other than I appreciate all your support.
        Take care
        Mel

  4. GA Avatar
    GA

    “No, I just got these for my husband.”
    The bartender looks at the items and says “fair trade.”

  5. larz Avatar
    larz

    naked lady says, “actually I DO need a drink after what just happened.” Bartender asks, “What happened ?”. Naked lady says, “My boyfriend and I were about to have sex and he says, “Im about to pound my bitch with my giant sausage.” so I grabbed them both and got the hell out of there.”

    1. mbarkersimpson Avatar

      Ha! That is painful on so many levels 😉

      1. David Avatar

        This is the best end of that joke I’ve ever read…I just watched the movie again….. on Netflix. Thanks for posting

      2. mbarkersimpson Avatar

        It’s my favourite movie. There was a time I could quote every line! Thanks for your comment 🙂

  6. Aaron Avatar
    Aaron

    Naked lady replies, “No, I actually need a drink to celebrate! I made the most amazing deal that it blew my clothes off!”
    The bartender, shocked, responds, “Wow, what did you get?”
    The naked lady answers, “Well, I got this poodle and this salami for my husband.”
    The bartender replies, “Sounds like a pretty good trade.”

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